May 2011
71 posts
#42 I put toothpaste in chocolate milk to see if it would taste like mint chocolate chip.
Turns out “no”.
lol
“I want your love and I want your revenge. I want your love, I don’t wanna be friends.”
—Ophelia, Hamlet (via historysaidwhat)
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Yes, please do. If it’s good (lol), I will ask Molly if she wants to watch it tonight.
Ooh, can we all watch it? Because I probably…
Idk either but apparently Jonathan Rhys Meyers will possess our souls and then kill us
I’m pumped
Well I just saw Velvet Goldmine recently and Jonathan Rhys Meyers can “possess” my “soul” any time, iykwim
DO YOU MEAN WITH HIS PENIS????
I can confirm that this is exactly what she means.
BEST THREAD
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO AMAZEBALLS ALL THE TIME?
BC I HAVE A SUPER AMAZING TWIN
You're really smart and I like you a lot, but why do you continue to stay friends with some really sucky people?
If I’m really smart, one would assume that perhaps I have some insight into these so called “really sucky people” that others may not. I’m sure there are plenty of people who think I’m a really sucky person because I just don’t mesh well with them, that’s their right-just as it is yours to think that people I’m friends with are sucky. I just happen to find redeeming qualities in just about everyone, and I then make an entirely personal and bias judgement on whether or not their good outweighs their bad.
y r u so great jw
I am the Jewish Messiah, shhh don’t tell.
I've only known you a short while, and in so many ways we're so different, but you've always been so extremely kind to me. Not just regular nice, I'm talking above and beyond decent person kind here. What is it that drives you to be so kind, understanding, generous, loving and patient?
I’ve never really had anyone be that for me and I guess, I just want others to have what I’ve always wanted. That sounds weird but idk how else to put it.
Dear Followers, go to my ask, and click anon. Then ask me questions that you're scared to ask normally, and for once I won't be sarcastic.
“I don’t understand bisexuals. Why can’t they just pick a side?”
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My mother to me. She doesn’t know I’m bi and now I know for certain I can never come out. Made me sad and angry, like there is something wrong with me. (via microaggressions)
when i came out to my mum that i’m bisexual, she said “i just feel sorry for you that you can’t make up your mind. it must be hard to not know which one to choose.”
(via theplaceholder)
why is it always about sides and not people
you are a pygmy marmoset
omg yes
“A lot of double standards in Los Angeles. Like if a girl goes out, sleeps with a bunch of dudes, she’s considered a slut. But if a guy does it, he’s considered a homosexual. That’s messed up.”
—Jeff Dye (via damnthatswhack)
“Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.”
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I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via octagon-surgeon)
“Cracker von Patriarch” is my new name for everyone who is a douche.
(via kafuka)
It was on Tiger Beatdown, by snobographer.
(via torayot)
I LOVE THIS MORE THAN IS RATIONAL OR MAYBE EVEN HEALTHY. Cracker von Patriarch. *snorfle*. Deity of your choice bless you, OP. Because it’s things like these that continue to convince me that our species deserves not to die in a towering inferno or anything like that. *hearts*
(via madamethursday)
isn't it always?
Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.
omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
Fuck yeah
Eww I almost puked and fell off my chair. Not for people with vestibular issues.
